Get this one. Paris has declared, after being arrested for possession of cocaine on Friday, that the purse in the limo that had the cocaine in it is not her purse.

Well, friends, tell me this. If you got a purse and your wallet is in it. Your lipstick is in it. Your credit cards with your name on them are in it, and a baggie containing 0.8 grams of cocaine with your fingerprints on the baggie are all in that purse. You tell me that it is not your purse? How does that work exactly? You going to go to court and tell that to the judge with a straight face?

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